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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, Amsterdam
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About the Hotel
Piri Reisplein 34,
Amsterdam,
Netherlands,
1057 KH,
North Holland
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers a unique and artistic hotel experience with funky themes. Located just 0.2 miles from Kinkerstraat, the hotel blends a residential atmosphere with quirky design elements. Guests can explore the hotel's many cozy communal seating areas that resemble a large living room. It serves as an ideal base for relaxing or discovering Amsterdam.
Location
Situated in a residential building that forms the Piri Reisplein Square, the hotel is surrounded by ongoing development. Multiple tram stops within a block or two provide easy access to central Amsterdam. The Lelylaan train station is just 10 minutes away by tram, offering direct connectivity to Schiphol Airport. Nearby attractions include De Hallen, a repurposed tram depot with shops and food stalls.
Rooms
Hotel Not Hotel features a variety of rooms, some designed to resemble a tram cart, providing a unique lodging experience. Many rooms include private bathrooms, while others have shared facilities. Notable rooms include Casa No Casa and the Secret Bookcase XL, which is hidden behind an antique bookcase. Amenities like free WiFi and wine/champagne service further enhance the stay.
Eat & Drink
Kevin Bacon Bar offers a distinctive dining experience with a focus on Thai cuisine, creating a hip atmosphere. The bar operates as a 24/7 watering hole for both locals and guests, fostering a community vibe. Guests have the option to dine on the sidewalk in front of the hotel, enjoying food in a casual setting. The communal areas also enable social dining experiences.
Leisure & Business
Recreational amenities include bicycles available for rent and a terrace where guests can relax and enjoy views. The hotel boasts a library, adding an intellectual touch to the leisure options. Various facilities also support business travelers, including free WiFi and luggage storage. Guests may appreciate the human connection fostered by the hotel's communal spaces.
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
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Reviews and Ratings
Feedback from previous guests about their experience.
74%
liked the hotel and would stay again
Homemade desserts
Quirky themed rooms
Claustrophobic room
Slightly far location
7.4/10
Very good
Rooms
6.6
Location
8.5
Service
7.6
Dining
7.3
Guest reviews
7.4/10
based on 8 review
7.2
7.2/10based on 1129 review
Frances
United States of America,
April
2024
8.0/10
The hotel offers various themed rooms, some quirky and fun, making it a great choice for a short break with a loved one. However, the room I stayed in felt a bit claustrophobic without windows, which made it lacking fresh air.
Rooms
7.0
The themed rooms were quirky and fun, perfect for a short break with someone special, but the lack of windows made the room feel claustrophobic.
Service
9.0
The service was top-notch, especially with prompt housekeeping and a lovely welcome drink upon arrival.
Location
8.0
The hotel is situated in a nice and quiet area of Amsterdam, making it convenient for those arriving through Amsterdam Central or Schiphol. However, it may be a bit far out for some travelers.
Dining
8.0
The dining experience was lovely with delicious breakfast offerings to start the day off right within a good time slot.
Facilities
8.0
The hotel offers homemade desserts and creates a positive dining atmosphere with its interior design.
Homemade desserts
Claustrophobic room
Mike
United Kingdom,
April
2024
8.0/10
This hotel is truly unique, offering small but ingeniously designed rooms behind hidden doors that add a touch of wonder. The location is excellent, with easy access to transportation and a charming ambiance. The dining experience is full of positive energy, although some minor issues with service were noted. Overall, a distinct and memorable stay.
Rooms
8.0
The rooms are like nothing you've seen at a hotel before, very small but with a clever hidden door behind a bookcase that adds a wonderful touch.
Service
7.0
The housekeeping service was efficient and the welcome drink added a nice touch.
Location
9.0
The hotel is just far enough from the city to offer a peaceful stay, yet still conveniently surrounded by good amenities. The tram stop nearby makes exploring easy.
Dining
8.0
The dining experience was filled with positive energy from the interior design to the delicious breakfasts, although some days lacked certain items like orange juice.
Facilities
8.0
The shared area facilities are convenient and enhance the overall stay.
David
United Kingdom,
March
2024
6.6/10
The hotel is a mixed bag with some positive and negative aspects. The rooms are very small and lack necessary amenities like a hair dryer and proper storage, but the hidden door behind a bookcase adds a touch of charm. The location feels safe and homely, convenient with tram stops nearby, but not centrally located. The dining experience was good overall with happy staff and satisfying breakfast.
Rooms
5.0
The rooms were very small and lacking in amenities, but the hidden door behind a bookcase was a wonderful touch.
Service
6.0
Location
8.0
The location feels safe and homely, with convenient tram stops nearby, though not centrally situated.
Dining
7.0
The dining experience was overall good with happy staff and a satisfying breakfast.
Facilities
7.0
Alvin
United States of America,
December
2023
6.4/10
My stay at the hotel was a mix of positives and negatives. The location was convenient with nearby tram stops, and the hotel was right next to the trendy Jordaan neighborhood. However, the rooms were a bit cramped and lacking windows, making it feel stuffy at times. The noise from other guests could also be a disturbance, especially with younger visitors around.
Rooms
5.0
The rooms were quite small, like a middle-range wardrobe, with no windows for fresh air and limited space to store belongings like bags or toiletries. The proximity to Kevin Bacon and noise from other guests traveling through a bookshelf could be bothersome.
Service
7.0
The service, including housekeeping and the welcome drink, was decent.
Location
8.0
The hotel's location was not too bad, with tram stops nearby and within a reasonable distance to major attractions on foot. Being close to the Jordaan area was a definite plus.
Dining
6.0
Dining options were available, but it's recommended to check the menu first as it may not suit everyone's taste. The positive energy from the interior design and delicious breakfasts were highlights.
Facilities
6.0
The hotel had basic facilities, with an adjoining restaurant for dining.
Great location
Cramped rooms
Lewis
United States of America,
November
2023
8.2/10
Let me tell you about my stay at this hotel. The rooms were like nothing I've seen at a hotel before, although they did get really hot and stuffy. Overall, the experience was exactly what we needed and expected, considering what the hotel provides.
Rooms
8.0
The rooms were like nothing I've seen at a hotel before, although they did get really hot and stuffy.
Service
9.0
The service was excellent, especially the housekeeping. They made me feel really welcomed with a nice drink upon arrival.
Location
9.0
The location is great and has 2 exits, one of which is gorgeous through some arches. It's set in a young, vibrant area with easy access to trams, making it convenient even though it's a bit far from everything.
Dining
7.0
The dining experience was a bit mixed. While the breakfast in a picnic basket with fresh orange juice and coffee was a nice touch, there were some hiccups with missing items and slow service. However, the value for money was great.
Facilities
8.0
The hotel offers all the necessary facilities and more. From what I experienced, it was a good value for money.
Elizabeth
United Kingdom,
July
2023
7.8/10
Our week-long stay in the caravan room in the hotel lobby was cozy but a bit small for our luggage. It was nice, though didn't feel as spacious as depicted in the pictures. We enjoyed the quick access to Amsterdam's well-known areas and the nearby tram stop for easy commute. The dining experience was value for money, and we appreciated the individual cubicles for toilets and showers. However, being a bit outside the city center was the only drawback.
Rooms
7.0
The caravan room in the lobby was small, making it a bit challenging to open our luggage properly. Despite the size, it was cozy and clean.
Service
8.0
The housekeeping service was satisfactory, and we were welcomed with a nice drink upon arrival.
Location
9.0
The location was wonderful with quick access to Amsterdam's attractions and a convenient tram stop just around the corner for easy commuting.
Dining
8.0
The dining experience was delightful and good value for money, with a nice selection that filled us up.
Facilities
7.0
Facilities were adequate, with individual cubicles for toilets and showers enhancing privacy.
Richard
United Kingdom,
May
2023
7.8/10
The hotel had a different theme, with good and very clean rooms, but felt a bit souless like a white box. The bathrooms were clean and spacious, although lacking hot water in the taps when needed, which was a bit disappointing.
Rooms
7.0
The rooms had a different theme and were very clean, but felt a bit souless like a white box. The lack of space for luggage or clothes and absence of TVs were downsides. The bathrooms were clean and spacious, although the hot water in the taps was inconsistent.
Service
8.0
The housekeeping service was good, and the welcome drink was a nice touch.
Location
9.0
The location was more than suitable and private, with great showers available. It was wonderful, offering quick access to Amsterdam's well-known areas, fantastic restaurants, and charming shops. The communal toilet and washing area were immaculate, adding to the convenience.
Dining
7.0
The dining options were decent, with a choice between fry-up or continental breakfast, although not everyone may enjoy them. The food was overall nice and good value for money, except for the cheese that seemed past its prime.
Facilities
8.0
The hotel offered private showers and lockable stalls, with immaculate toilet and shower facilities. The fast-food option was also available for those looking for a quick bite.
Ian
United Kingdom,
April
2023
7.0/10
The hotel is conveniently situated close to the Museum Place, offering a peaceful location away from the bustle of the city. The rooms, although lacking windows and fresh air, are cozy but may feel a bit cramped. The service, highlighted by attentive housekeeping and a welcoming drink, adds a nice touch to the stay. The dining options, though tasty, might come with a slightly higher price tag. Overall, a decent value for a stay slightly out of the central area of the city.
Rooms
6.0
The rooms are quite basic and a bit claustrophobic without windows. Moving around in bed triggers the automatic shower lights.
Service
7.0
The housekeeping service is attentive, and the welcome drink adds a nice touch to the experience.
Location
8.0
The hotel's location near the Museum Place offers a serene setting away from the city crowds. Access to the city is good overall.
Dining
7.0
The dining experience, while nice and filling, might be a bit on the expensive side.
Facilities
7.0
The hotel provides satisfactory facilities for a comfortable stay.